These are things that make you go hmmm. Some of them are valid questions that I would like to know the answer to. Others can be explained but still give you something to think about. And this is what I think about when I zone out at work on a hamburger night.

Why is it called a hamburger? It's made out of beef, doesn't that make it a beefburger?
Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?
Why do doctors call what they do practice? Shouldn't they be good at it by now?
If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?
If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks charge you a "insufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have it?
If a rabbit's foot was actually lucky, wouldn't it still be attached to the rabbit's leg?
Why does Goofy talk and wear clothes while Pluto barks naked?